The Gorgeous George Show, The Videogame! V2 EARLY ASSES

GAY = GEORGE ALEXANDER YARID

The intro is a little fucked up, press Space to continue

GET ALL THE GREEN GLOWS (GARBAGE) TO WIN!!!

Updates: 

- the Lysol issue has been fixed, players will come across it regularly. - Rummaging through all the garbage piles has been reduced, you only need to search through most of them to clear the Garbage objective. 

- Flow and difficulty fixed, a session should last a comfy 7 to 10 minutes - Fixed a glitch that disables attacking after leaving a hiding closet Known problems, workin' on them!: 

- GG might come back super quick after Doordashing, this is a result of unfavorable RNG - it may appear you have a weapon but cannot attack when in fact your weapon timer may just have runout but didn't disable the weapon graphic.

Controls:

Arrow Keys = Move, X = Examine, Space = Melee, R = Restart

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"You play as Jamie, a girl with a troubled past who's had the misfortune of crossing paths with an infamous failed public access host named George Alexander Yarid. This is... The Gorgeous George Show... and he wants poor Jamie as his guest until death do they part. Learn the real life story the game was based on by reading the real life texts this deranged marshmallow man sent this poor girl as he hid her pants and her shoes so she couldn't escape, and the events that ensued after. Survive 3 levels, each with multiple difficulty and gameplay settings! Help Jamie defeat her demons, and escape the horrors of The Gorgeous George Show and her demons once and for all! The Gorgeous George Show, The Videogame! Soon... Players will learn what IS... causing all this."